moonlandingwasfaked:

urfavecommitstaxfraud:

margarita guy from jurassic world commits tax fraud

“margarita guy”

THATS JIMMY BUFFET

sketchiedetails:

tilthat:

TIL that almost all mammals take the same amount of time to pee. The “Universal Law of Urination,” as scientists call it, says that an African elephant will empty its 42 gallon bladder in nearly the same time that a Great Dane dog will empty its 0.4 gallon bladder. (Around 21 seconds)

via reddit.com

The scientists conducting this experiment:

naturetape:

codylangdon:

jump

ndiecity:

beetledrink:

a really evil DnD game to DM would be like… take every player aside before you start and be like “okay you’ve got the highest int score of the crew so you’ll have to kind of talk down to the other characters” so everyone thinks they’re the smartest one there and they have to talk to the others like idiots

Reddit Role-playing

hostile:

gray fox during the shadow moses incident (colorized, 2005)

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

it is 2019 & I am still out here loving these two best friends. AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME >:^D

(wheres that one gif of KO, Enid, & Rad chanting “FRIENDSHIP, FRIENDSHIP” when you need it)

officialumineko:

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

troubledtramp:

troubledtramp:

The past 4 years have been rough on doge

if you’ve read this post then you’ve read ender’s game

slmnbagel:

hollywood should stop making live action remakes of animated classics and instead ANIMATE old timey live action classics (because acting can only iMpROVE with animation and sometimes……….when they do remakes ……………………the irl actors ………………………………..